do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Justin: *nukes America* *everyone dies*
Beliebers: #WeStillSupportYouJustin #YoureJustYoung #Justin4President #ButNotInAmericaCauseItsGone
where is he going?